Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Jarsah January 2025 confessions of a craft stalked Detective.Why my aunt& uncle I never met stole from me ,then paid to Have me stalked.

 



January 2025 Last year recap. Remember this video from last year .Happy 2026 new year to yall who value yall  peace

Confessions of a Craft-Stalked Detective: The "New Year, Same Nonsense" Edition Recap

Happy Jan 2025, Stars! 🌟

I know, I know—where have I been? Honestly, I’ve been out here battling COVID like it was a full-time job I never applied for. I’ve been drained, exhausted, and dealing with a whole lot of "behind the scenes" madness that has nothing to do with glitter and everything to do with glitchy humans.

Since I’m not exactly an Oscar-winning actress (I literally have to write my own life down just to remember what happened), I figured I’d kick off the year with some Frequently Asked Questions—or as I like to call them, "Why Are You Like This?"


The Official "Single & Minding My Own Business" Status

Let’s clear the air: Yes, I am single. Happily. For a very long time.

Don't believe everything you see on the BCC or whatever corner of the internet is currently trying to play Matchmaker with my photos. Some people are great at engineering; others are just great at Photoshop. Just because someone re-links my name to theirs or tries to make it look like we’re a "thing" doesn't mean I’ve ever even spoken to them. I stay to myself. If you’re into online dating, be my guest—but I’m keeping my distance.

The Case of the International Image Thieves

You’re probably wondering: "Why would someone from another country take your copyrighted images and mix them with a stalker’s photos?" The Detective’s Verdict: Boredom. Or they want a spotlight they didn’t earn.

People are out here taking my work and "Brian’s" images, throwing them in a feed, and acting like we’re all one big happy creative team. We aren't. I’ve done everything by myself. No collaborations, no partnerships, just me and my crafts. It’s very strange behavior, but hey, if they want to give me free promotion while being weird, that’s life!

The Instagram Mystery (Jarsahcreations)

If you’ve been looking for me on Instagram, I’ve temporarily deactivated it. Why? Because people love to hack. They love to take my art and try to ruin my reputation by pretending to be me or my "business partner."

Pro-Tip from the Detective: If you want to know the truth about what you're seeing on Google, look for those three little dots on the search result. Click them, scroll down, and see what that content is really about. It’s the easiest way to spot a fraud.

To the Haters, Saboteurs, and "Groupies"

To the people trying to interfere with my connections or my book sales: I see you. I know you’re tagging my name in related images to make it look like we’re connected. I’m into computers too, remember? I know how SEO works. You might be good at switching up the keywords, but when those PDFs and charges start flying, that reputation management isn’t going to help much.

  • To the "Partners": I’ve never met you.

  • To the "Fiancees": I don't know you.

  • To the woman who popped up in my images promoting "hot bods": Girl, I’m not in my underwear on my site, so why are you in yours under my content? It doesn’t make sense! Personally, I like someone who likes to eat. Give me a lunch buddy over a "hot bod" ad any day.


The New Year's Resolution

Life is short. People are going to be dumb, and I’m going to be me. I’m quiet, I mind my business, and I’m solo. If you aren't bringing good vibes or actual support, why are you still in my feed? You aren't stopping my programs; you're just adding more pages to my detective guide.

I’ve got some actual dancing crafts and some really cool projects coming up next. No drama, just art.

Stay safe, watch out for the fakes, and remember: If you didn't see them on camera with me, they aren't with me.


I love suspect otb new songs (no in between.Ive been listening to it again and again. Nothing to prove 


Stay tuned for part 2, Jarsah gets raw, uncut, and  even more real





Sunday, March 22, 2026

Jarsah Beyans Musical Canvases & Blindfolded Bunnies: The naughty Easter Games You Need to Try

 Please be aware that a hacker is online pretending to be me. I have not spoken to anyone online.Don't be tricked.


Well,  maybe I led you on about the naughty part. Well, the good news is I wrote the song below because the words kept coming to my mind until I wrote it down. I see you, Twin.

By the way, I am not an aspiring singer. Wrote and produced this song just for fun.


Faq questiion,why are u so quiet?I am an introvert who forces myself to be more outspoken.






Whether you’re hosting a group of rowdy toddlers or a circle of "sophisticated" adults who just want an excuse to drink out of a plastic egg, an Easter Paint Party is the ultimate way to celebrate.
Forget traditional egg hunting. We’re talking about getting messy, getting competitive, and potentially ending up with more paint on your face than on the canvas. Here is your guide to hosting an Easter bash that’s more "Picasso" and less "Pinterest Fail."
Skip the boring still-life bowls of fruit. If it’s Easter, we need themes that pop.
1. The "Van Gogh" Bunny
Ask everyone to paint a classic bunny silhouette, but in the style of Starry Night. Think swirling blue skies, glowing yellow moons, and a rabbit that looks like it’s having a minor existential crisis.
Pro Tip: Tell everyone that "unintentional smudges" are actually "expressive brushstrokes."
2. Radical Rabbits: Neon Edition
Hand out the brightest acrylics you can find. Encourage guests to paint rabbits wearing sunglasses, riding skateboards, or rocking 80s headbands. It’s vibrant, it’s ridiculous, and it looks great under a blacklight.
3. "Egg-stract" Expressionism
If your guests have the artistic range of a potato, this is for them. Splatter painting! Give them a large egg-shaped canvas and let them channel their inner Jackson Pollock. It’s cathartic, chaotic, and impossible to mess up.
Painting is fun, but a little friendly sabotage makes it a party.
Game NameThe GoalThe "Chaos" Factor
Musical CanvasesPaint for 2 minutes, then rotate to the next person’s station.High. You start a bunny, you inherit a carrot.
The Blind BunnyPaint a simple egg design while wearing a blindfold.Extreme. Most will look like colorful blobs.
Left-Handed LegendYou can only use your non-dominant hand to paint.Medium. Frustrating, but hilarious results.

Hosting a paint party is 10% preparation and 90% damage control.
Tablecloths are not optional: Unless you want your dining table to permanently look like a Tie-Dye experiment, buy the heavy-duty plastic covers.
The "Egg-Tail" Station: Serve drinks in pastel colors. If someone spills green punch on their green painting, they’ll just think they’re a genius.
The Golden Brush Award: Have a cheap trophy or a giant chocolate bunny for the "Best in Show." It keeps the competitive juices flowing.
🎨 The Art: Masterpieces (or Mess-terpieces)
🎲 The Games: Competitive Creativity
🐣 Survival Tips for the Host


Jarsah January 2025 confessions of a craft stalked Detective.Why my aunt& uncle I never met stole from me ,then paid to Have me stalked.

  January 2025 Last year recap. Remember this video from last year .Happy 2026 new year to yall who value yall  peace Confessions of a Craft...