Jarsah Beyan New Year, New You, New Level of Ridiculous: The 2025 Party Guide

 

I am still trying to figure out why Jesse is in my images and using me to promote his witch (why not take a deep astrology dive under her name).

The nerve of this crackhead attorney to change my last name to steal my inheritance. Years have passed without them giving me the required documents to keep what does not belong to them and also recruiting jealous relatives to make the scheme appear legit. This crackhead estate lawyer bribed his crooked ex-lover a judge to commit fraud. Illegally forwarding my mail to the properties they stole from me(it must be nice to have friends at the post office you can pay off to not deliver my mail). This crackhead has done a lot. I will soon make a video explaining how this crackhead lawyer and judge forged a DNA test to obtain my birthright. Paying neighbors and people online to watch me and paying people to harass me off the internet. How do you bully an adult off the internet? These people are predators.I can't wait to see which crackhead yall married me off to.

Kind of a shame, it's not every day a person takes a  Life insurance policy out on you and cash out while u still alive with a Fraudulent birth and death certificate. yet I don't have a Birth certificate and Im still alive. My court-appointed stepmama is too mad Im still alive.  All that money was wasted and the hitman didnt do the job.

        

Faq

Are you single?

Yes

 

Are u online looking for a date?

No

 
Have u ever dated a celebrity?No

Whats your favorite quotes ?

When you looking for your enemy look right under your feet.

loyalty over everything .

When a person shows you who they are believe them the first time.

FAQ:
JARSAH Do you have a business partner?No . Just been me on this ride

Tiaras, Toasts, and Total Tomfoolery: Your Guide to a Hilariously Happy 2025!

Alright, party animals! 2025 is knocking (probably with a noisemaker and a slightly questionable dance move), and it's time to throw a shindig that's less "polite gathering" and more "epic saga of silliness." Whether you're hosting a cozy get-together or a full-blown bash, this guide is your one-stop shop for DIY decorations, food that's both delicious and chuckle-worthy, and games that'll have your guests rolling on the floor (hopefully not literally, unless that's part of the game).

DIY Decorations: Turning Your Humble Abode into a New Year's Wonderland (or at Least a Slightly Sparkly Mess)

• "2025" Balloon Arch: Grab some giant foil balloons and spell out the year. It's like a beacon of hope…or at least a shiny distraction. Add some metallic streamers and fairy lights for extra razzle-dazzle. Just try not to get tangled.
• Confetti Balloons: Fill clear balloons with confetti (and maybe a tiny sprinkle of baby powder to avoid a confetti-cling situation). Pop them at midnight for a shower of sparkly goodness. It's like a tiny, contained explosion of joy!
• DIY Photo Booth Fun: Set up a corner with glittery streamers, stars, and props like oversized sunglasses and feather boas. Encourage your guests to strike a pose. The more ridiculous, the better. These photos will be comedic gold for years to come.
• Glittery Jar Centerpieces: Transform mason jars into sparkly centerpieces with glitter, fake snowflakes, or even glow-in-the-dark stars. It's cheap, cheerful, and adds a touch of whimsy.
• Glow-in-the-Dark Dance Floor: Unleash the glow sticks and neon balloons! You can even stick glow-in-the-dark stars or phrases like "Let's Get Down!" on the walls. It's like a rave in your living room (minus the questionable music choices…unless you're into that).

Food Snacks: Fueling the Fun (and the Funny)

• "Champagne" Jell-O Shots: These aren't your average Jell-O shots. Make them with champagne gelatin (or a mix of lemon, lime, and sparkling soda) in clear plastic cups, topped with a gummy bear wearing a tiny paper crown. It's classy, cute, and slightly confusing.
• Mini "Midnight" Pizzas: Create mini pizzas shaped like clocks, using pepperoni or olives for the numbers and hands. It's a delicious way to tell time…and to remind everyone that it's time to eat.
• DIY "Toast to 2025" Cupcakes: Frost cupcakes with vanilla frosting, sprinkle with edible gold dust, and stick a little paper straw in each one. It's like a mini champagne toast you can eat!
• "Firecracker" Popcorn Bar: Set up a popcorn bar with various toppings like sprinkles, hot sauce, parmesan, and mini chocolate chips. Let your guests create their own popcorn masterpieces. It's interactive, delicious, and potentially disastrous (in a good way).
• Retro Party Appetizers: Serve up some classic retro snacks like pigs in a blanket, mini quiches, or deviled eggs. They're nostalgic, easy to make, and always a crowd-pleaser.

Games to Play: Unleashing the Inner Child (and the Inner Comedian)

• New Year's Eve Scavenger Hunt: Create a funny list of items for your guests to find around the party venue. Add some silly tasks like "Do the chicken dance for 30 seconds" or "Take a selfie with the host while wearing a lampshade."
• "Guess the Resolution" Game: Have each guest write down a New Year's resolution (the funnier, the better) and put them in a bowl. Then, take turns guessing who wrote each one. Hilarity ensues.
• New Year's Karaoke Showdown: Break out the karaoke machine or YouTube playlist and let your guests belt out their favorite tunes. Bonus points for dramatic interpretations and over-the-top ad-libs.
• Pin the Hat on the 2025 Person: A wacky twist on "Pin the Tail on the Donkey." Create a large poster of a person in party clothes and have blindfolded guests try to pin a party hat on them.
• New Year's Eve Bingo: Create bingo cards with New Year's Eve-themed scenarios like "Someone spills a drink," "Someone sings ‘Auld Lang Syne’," or "Someone attempts a questionable dance move."

  

  
  

Hints & Strategies: Ensuring Maximum Merriment

• Music Playlist: Create a playlist with a mix of new hits, old favorites, and classic New Year's Eve songs. Keep it upbeat and danceable.
• DIY Champagne Bar: Set up a bar with champagne or sparkling water and various mixers. Let your guests create their own bubbly concoctions.
• Party Favors: Give out little party favors like noisemakers, hats, or fortune cookies with silly fortunes inside.
• The Midnight Countdown: Gather everyone for the countdown and add a fun challenge for the last 10 seconds, like making a funny face or striking a pose.

Bottom Line: With these tips and tricks, your 2025 New Year's Eve party is guaranteed to be a night of laughter, fun, and unforgettable memories. So get ready to party like it's…well, 2025!

Confessions of a Craft-Obsessed Creative: My Battle with Copycats and the Muse of AI

Jarsah Beyan Presents "Show me the money

BEWARE  ONE OF MY CRACKHEAD DISTANT RELATIVES IS DMING PEOPLE ON INSTAGRAM FROM  FAKE account.Jarsahcreations is my only Instagram.

Faq Ask questions 

Jarsah are you  Dating anyone?

I am private but no Im not dating anyone.

Are you online looking for a date? No, I am just focusing on myself and upcoming creative projects.

Do you have a Business partner? No Im a solopreneur.

 

Karma never misses an address.

What's meant for you will never pass you by! 

GIFT OF DISCERNMENT  Look at people's actions vs words, then set yourself free with the truth.

Please be aware that my phone is illegally tapped, yet I have no friends. Therefore, don't you get tired of hearing silence?

                    

  My Battle with Copycats & AI

 Imagine walking around with a kaleidoscope inside your head, constantly churning out vibrant ideas that demand to be brought to life. That's me, a chronic case of "craft-obesity". My apartment explodes with the remnants of artistic explosions - paintings that scream emotions, sculptures whispering forgotten stories, poems etched on anything I can grab. Some nights, inspiration comes from the unlikeliest places. The negativity thrown my way by jealous trolls? Transformed into raw, powerful pieces. Each creation, is a testament to resilience, sculpted from the flames of negativity.

But wait, isn't AI supposed to be the new artist in town? Don't get me wrong, I dig AI as a playful assistant. It helps me experiment and throws wild ideas around, but the spark, the heart of everything, is mine. Sure, it generates cool images, but without that human touch, it's just painted by numbers. It's like comparing a store-bought costume to one stitched with love and laughter.

Speaking of laughter, have I told you about my epic craft party? Imagine a haven of color, creativity flowing like spilled paint, and hesitant hands transforming into confident creators. That's the real magic, you see. Sharing the spark, igniting the artist within others.

But here's the rub: some folks online think I'm a one-woman AI factory, churning out content with a click. The audacity! Let me tell you, creating original content, from podcasts to poems, is like running a marathon fueled by passion and valerian tea (okay, maybe some CBD too). It takes blood, sweat, and inspiration (not to mention countless cups of tea!), not some magic algorithm.

I dedicate the song above to you Curtis. Scroll all the way down and read.

And to those big-name startup AI companies that steal my ideas and pretend I use their AI script to translate my poemcast or images you see on my poemcast, don't be deceived fellow creatives. I worked for a whole week manually translating my poemcast and adding music to it from scratch. I am used to staying silent and having big-name companies earn millions by pretending I used their bots to translate my poem cast, thinking it's a free-for-all. Shame on you. Copying is the ultimate insult to the heart and soul poured into every creation. Just because it looks effortless online doesn't mean it was. There's an invisible artist behind every piece, their struggle woven into the fabric of their work.

So, remember, there's an artist in all of us. But true creativity thrives on the human touch, not the cold logic of machines. Let's embrace AI as a tool, not a replacement. Let's celebrate the messy, passionate journey of creation because in the end, it's not about fame or fortune, but about leaving our unique mark on the world. Now, who's ready to get craft-obsessed with me? Watch the video below and let's get creative!

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Jarsah Beyan Hilarious Guide for Artists: "Haterade"Identity theft

 

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The Art of Being Your Own Cheerleader: A Hilarious Guide for Artists

Being an artist is tough, isn't it? You spend hours pouring your heart and soul into your work, only to have it judged by others. And let's not even get started on those infamous haters! But fear not, fellow artists, for I am here to guide you through the rollercoaster ride of receiving unpopular reviews with a touch of humor (because let's face it, laughter is the best medicine).

The Pre-Show Pep Talk

Before diving into the crazy world of reviews, it's essential to channel your inner cheerleader. Put on your imaginary pom-poms and remind yourself how awesome you are. Who needs validation from others when you have your own personal fan club (yourself)! Remember, you're a rockstar in your own right, and no one can take that away from you.

Cue the Haters

Ah, the haters - those delightful beings who believe their opinion is the be-all and end-all of the art world. When faced with a negative review, it's important to keep calm and carry on (preferably with a bag of chips in hand). Take a deep breath, shrug it off, and embrace the fact that not everyone can appreciate your masterpiece. Hey, even Picasso had his critics!

The Art of the Comeback

Now, here's where things get fun. Instead of dwelling on that one unfavorable review, why not turn it into a comedic masterpiece? Get your creative juices flowing and craft a witty comeback that will make even the harshest critic crack a smile. After all, laughter is the best revenge (and it's a great way to channel your inner sarcastic artist vibe).

Embrace Your Unique Voice

At the end of the day, being an artist is about staying true to yourself and your vision. Embrace your quirks, weirdness, and all the imperfections that make you, well, you. Remember, it's okay to dance to the beat of your own drum, even if the rhythm is a bit off-key. The world needs more authentic voices, so don't be afraid to let yours shine through.

So, fellow artists, the next time a hater comes knocking at your creative door, don't forget to greet them with a smile and a sprinkle of humor. After all, life is too short to take everything so seriously. Keep creating, keep shining, and most importantly, keep being your own cheerleader in a world full of critics. Cheers to all the quirky, hilarious, and wonderfully weird artists out there - you are the true stars of the show! 🎨✨

Faq:

Jarsah are you a musical Artist?

No,its just for fun.

Jarsah how do we get in Touch?

BeyanJarsah@gmail.com

Please note,I am not part of any online women's directory. I added a few grant resources in my book "Got Cyberstalkers "that I have never used. I am in the process of removing them. Do your own research, please.I will tell you why in my next book.

Jarsah Beyans "A Sided Love Story Friends Without Benefits (But With a Paycheck): A Cyberfriend's Comic Chronicles"

Introduction:

In a world where swiping right leads to awkward dates and ghosting, a new kind of connection has emerged – the cyberfriend. No, not the creepy kind lurking in the dark corners of the internet, but the paid companions who offer a listening ear and a virtual shoulder to lean on. It's like having a friend without the benefits (or the awkward run-ins at the grocery store). So, grab your keyboard and let's dive into the hilarious world of cyberfriendship.

Chapter 1: The Accidental Cyberfriend

It all started with a late-night Google search for "how to make money without leaving my couch." I stumbled upon a website called "RentaCyberFriend." Intrigued, I clicked on the link and found myself in a world of virtual companionship. I mean, who wouldn't want to get paid to chat with strangers? I signed up, created a profile highlighting my exceptional listening skills and witty banter, and waited for the requests to roll in.

Chapter 2: My First Client

My first client was a guy named Bob who was going through a tough breakup. He needed someone to talk to, someone who would listen without judgment. I poured myself a cup of relaxing tea, put on my best "empathetic friend" voice, and we chatted for hours. By the end of the session, Bob was feeling better and I was a couple hundred dollars richer. It was a win-win situation.

Chapter 3: The Cat Lady

Not all my clients were as easy to handle as Bob. I once had a client who was obsessed with cats. She spent the entire session showing me pictures of her feline friends and telling me about their quirky personalities. I tried my best to pretend to be interested, but by the end of the hour, I was ready to claw my eyes out.

Chapter 4: The Conspiracy Theorist

Then there was the client who believed the government was spying on him through his toaster. He spent the entire session rambling on about microchips and mind control. I tried to steer the conversation back to something more grounded, but he was convinced I was part of the conspiracy. I ended the session early and vowed to never accept another request from someone who thought their appliances were out to get them.

Conclusion:

Being a cyberfriend is a unique and often hilarious experience. It's like being a therapist, a comedian, and a confidante all rolled into one. Sure, there are some awkward moments and strange requests, but at the end of the day, it's rewarding to know that you're making a difference in someone's life, even if it's just through a computer screen. And hey, the extra cash doesn't hurt either.

Disclaimer: This blog is purely for entertainment purposes and does not endorse or promote any specific cyberfriendship platform. Remember, internet safety is important. Always be cautious when interacting with strangers online. However, if you need to send them a clear message then play the video Below

Jarsah Beyans Official  Music Video  "A One-Sided Love Story:

ABOUT JARSAH BEYAN:LETS CREATE ART !

JARSAH BEYANS BIO

 

Welcome to Jarsah's Creative Wonderland! 

Hey, there, crafty souls and design enthusiasts! I'm Jarsah, your trusty guide through creativity, glitter, and fabulous clutch-making adventures. Buckle up because we're about to embark on a journey that will take you from the heart of the Fashion District to the realms of DIY luxury—all without breaking the bank!

Picture this: A teenage Jarsah surrounded by a diverse cast of crafters and jewelers from every corner of the globe. Their talent was like an electric spark that ignited my passion for design. I was convinced that God had gifted me with crafting superpowers, and I embraced it with open arms.
Back in the day, I was crafting for friends and family, and you could find me regularly strutting my stuff at craft fairs. Fast forward to today, and I hold a degree in psychology (yep, I'm basically a mind-reading clutch maker), but my heart belongs to clutch-making. It's not just my happy place; it's what I consider a good time, and people have told me I've got some serious talent in that department!
So, what's this all about? Welcome to my author page—I like to call it "Luxury on a Budget." I whipped up the Damand Million Dolla Clutch  DIY in just a month, and let me tell you, the creative ideas kept flowing like food at a Buffet.

My mission? To share my unique, simple, and downright fun techniques that have never seen the light of day. I've been crafting clutches since 2009, and it's high time to spice up the arts and crafts world. Let's be honest; it can get repetitive and boring. But I'm here to change all that!
Have you ever dreamed of owning a luxury clutch without selling your kidney to pay for it? Well, you're in luck! You can craft your high-end clutch for less than the price of a fancy coffee machine (around 20 bucks and some patience). Just hit that buy button and join me on this entertaining and creative journey.

Here's a secret I'll share with you: A few big-shot companies have approached me to teach my techniques to a massive audience virtually. But here's the twist—I'm a bit shy, like a wallflower at a disco party. However, I realized that fellow creatives would appreciate learning this unique skill.
So, I mustered up the courage to pour my heart and soul into this book, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed creating it. My goal? To inspire you to embrace your hidden talents and hobbies with wild enthusiasm!

Massive shoutout to all the bookstores that took a chance on me and listed my books—I'm creating a link so you can show them some love soon. I was hoping you could keep your eyes peeled for my ebook on Amazon; it will be a game-changer!
Got questions? Feedback, or do you want to chat about the wonderful world of clutch-making? Let's spark some creativity together and make the world a little less boring, one clutch at a time! 
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