Jarsah Beyan Hilarious Guide for Artists: "Haterade"Identity theft

 

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Alright, buckle up, buttercup, because this family drama is about to get a comedic makeover:

"So, my Crackhead Aunty, bless her heart (and her questionable life choices), decided Illinois was the perfect place to play 'Hide the Property and the Stash of Cash.' Think of it as a twisted game of hide-and-seek, except the prize is my sanity. But fear not, Aunty! A surprise awaits you! Think of it as a spa retreat... for people who enjoy wearing matching jumpsuits and eating mystery meat. I'm not telling you where, because, well, surprises!

Now, Aunty, or 'Fake Me 1.0' as I like to call her, has a history. Apparently, she thought my childhood was a 'tryout' for her own personal identity theft musical. She was all, 'Ooh, this kid's name is on a will? Mine now!' (Side note: Yes, she's one of my many doppelgangers. Don't ask. It's a long story involving a malfunctioning cloning machine and a discount coupon.)

And let's not forget her online fan club! You know, the paid stalkers and defamation enthusiasts? They're all just dying to know what's happening next. Speaking of dying, My crackhead aunty probably sweating like a disco ball in a sauna right now, realizing she needs me. Oh, the irony! She's still trying to peek at my phone like it's a crystal ball predicting her doom. Bless her cotton socks.

And oh, the grand finale! Apparently, I was "illegally married" to some... gentleman aka crackhead... Auntyfound in a back alley. I'm picturing a guy who wears a tinfoil hat as a fashion statement and thinks pigeons are government drones. Can't wait to meet him! It's going to be a family reunion for the ages! Popcorn anyone?"

The Art of Being Your Own Cheerleader: A Hilarious Guide for Artists

Being an artist is tough, isn't it? You spend hours pouring your heart and soul into your work, only to have it judged by others. And let's not even get started on those infamous haters! But fear not, fellow artists, for I am here to guide you through the rollercoaster ride of receiving unpopular reviews with a touch of humor (because let's face it, laughter is the best medicine).

The Pre-Show Pep Talk

Before diving into the crazy world of reviews, it's essential to channel your inner cheerleader. Put on your imaginary pom-poms and remind yourself how awesome you are. Who needs validation from others when you have your own personal fan club (yourself)! Remember, you're a rockstar in your own right, and no one can take that away from you.

Cue the Haters

Ah, the haters - those delightful beings who believe their opinion is the be-all and end-all of the art world. When faced with a negative review, it's important to keep calm and carry on (preferably with a bag of chips in hand). Take a deep breath, shrug it off, and embrace the fact that not everyone can appreciate your masterpiece. Hey, even Picasso had his critics!

The Art of the Comeback

Now, here's where things get fun. Instead of dwelling on that one unfavorable review, why not turn it into a comedic masterpiece? Get your creative juices flowing and craft a witty comeback that will make even the harshest critic crack a smile. After all, laughter is the best revenge (and it's a great way to channel your inner sarcastic artist vibe).

Embrace Your Unique Voice

At the end of the day, being an artist is about staying true to yourself and your vision. Embrace your quirks, weirdness, and all the imperfections that make you, well, you. Remember, it's okay to dance to the beat of your own drum, even if the rhythm is a bit off-key. The world needs more authentic voices, so don't be afraid to let yours shine through.

So, fellow artists, the next time a hater comes knocking at your creative door, don't forget to greet them with a smile and a sprinkle of humor. After all, life is too short to take everything so seriously. Keep creating, keep shining, and most importantly, keep being your own cheerleader in a world full of critics. Cheers to all the quirky, hilarious, and wonderfully weird artists out there - you are the true stars of the show! 🎨✨

Faq:

Jarsah are you a musical Artist?

No,its just for fun.

Jarsah how do we get in Touch?

BeyanJarsah@gmail.com

Please note,I am not part of any online women's directory. I added a few grant resources in my book "Got Cyberstalkers "that I have never used. I am in the process of removing them. Do your own research, please.I will tell you why in my next book.